□ Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. □ Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. □ If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion □ Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! □ If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber! □ Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U. □ Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off? □ Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. □ I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete. □ Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. □ I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. □ I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen □ I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU. □ My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. □ Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! □ Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. □ Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more. □ Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes. □ Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together. □ You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. □ Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you! □ Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling □ Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie! □ I thought happiness started with an H. □ Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. □ I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. □ Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me! □ If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple! □ Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) And no matter how old you are, they're still really funny! They're just the kind of awkward, but necessary conversation that helps break the ice. But they're so cheesy and cute, we couldn't help but share! I know your intentions aren't really to get a date with these cheesy pickup lines, but they're just so darn funny and cute that we couldn't help but share them with you.Ĭheesy pickup lines are a staple of good humor and a good laugh. Don't worry - we know you're not looking to score a date with these cheesy pick up lines.
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